Why UVA is the shittiest frat boy you know

Originally this was published at the start of the covid pandemic in the spring of 2020 for UVA's The Declaration. This does not reflect my current opinion of UVA, but rather my frustrations at the time.

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(I would like to preface this list by saying I’ve never so much as kissed a person in greek life, but I am a woman who has friends who have)

• We’ll probably get a disease from him because he isn’t using proper protection, but when we test positive he’ll try to shift the blame because he can’t take accountability for his actions. 

• He’ll probably gaslight us and say it’s all our fault, when really he should’ve communicated the dangers of being with him before a large portion of the student body had to get tested. 

• Does he want us around? Does he not want us around? He keeps us waiting for a sign that he actually cares but really he’s just using us. 

• He’ll wait until the last minute to make set plans with us because he knows we’ll show up either way. 

• He’s relying on a hastily executed late pull out method to solve most of his problems if things get too heated. 

• He’s probably just using us for our money too. He probably will take the cash out of our wallets when we fall asleep, that’s how scummy he is. 

• He’s probably infected some of our friends too without even telling us. 

• Just cause he looks good doesn’t mean he’s a good person.

• He probably won’t change his ways unless you put him on blast on social media for his shitty behavior.